Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with emails for miracle cures. How do I block all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a real email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, enough is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm tired with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You check here think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Get lost
- Just stop it
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Stupid Emails
You believe you're so slick, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your hoax. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Messages
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.